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A celebratory dubbed from Masyanya
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Assol, here is this the latter phrase - golden words at all! zcvb

Virgin of, you NB, how many I you smileys dragged!

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Girls, the first the outcome greetings
http://postcards.rin.ru/postcards/pictures/6870.jpg

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http://ft.fotoplenka.ru/ft/71/56/115671/247420pass/e4c6b68e.jpg

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Phone call on the telephone:
- Hello, Mom please 3 doughnut and Cola on address.
- Sorry, but this phone confidence!
- Hmm. Ah okay, Mom me these doughnuts or I'm gonna kill life suicide!!

***
- Doctor, your sparkling apple diet for slimming me not helps!
- A you apples you're washing?
- Yes.
- Try not wash.

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Recently child workers garden # 5 visited Marilyn, um year. He believed, that he King shock value,
But it turned out, that he ordinary Kiev.

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46

Still slightly-slightly humor:

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47

-hye-heh

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48

With laggards time you!

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49

Rainbow, here is this is more acts, wake up immediately same
http://photofile.ru/photo/miss_graff/2104713/47670128.jpg

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ПМС в картинках (с)
> >
> > Утром поругалась с родителями.
> > Потом со своим кренделем.
> > Пойду щас на работу и наору на всех.
> > Кто будет препятствовать - убью.
> > Генерального - первым.
> > Потом уволю всех сотрудников без выходного пособия. Трудовую порву.
> > Офис сожгу.
> > Напишу в лифте <х.й>.
> > У входа высморкаюсь и брошу бычок.
> > Растолкаю бабок в транспорте, наступлю на шлепки модной девке и сяду на
> два
> > сиденья.
> > Зайду в магазин, перемеряю все шмотье, свалю его в кучу и нахамлю
> > продавцам. Позвоню подругам и подробно объясню, почему они - дуры. А
> > мужики у них - дебилы и уроды.
> > Позвоню своему кренделю и пошлю его на хрен.
> > Потом еще раз.
> > Потом то же самое - со всеми бывшими.
> > Включу компьютер, залезу в матерный сайт и слеплю трехэтажное послание в
> > никуда.
> > Жрать не хочу.
> > Пить не хочу.
> > Спать не хочу.
> > Трахаться не хочу.
> > Ненавижу всех.
> > НЕНАВИЖУ. НЕНАВИЖУ. НЕНАВИЖУ.

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Greetings all!
Cool Signs Zodiacs with outdoor tennis court (11 photo) on http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=21089
Although for Goose or Whooper Swan and fish it's a shame - their ate. fdxstretr

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Olja, thank you! The latest at all something! :)

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What say young girl, if with slovarnym endowments of progress has been slow

Khmelnaya, the blossoming, to kissing zovuschaya, angelic-a golden, but flammable – fear of affectionately call-the passionate, speech oversexed, smile radiant, - in general, sexual, a stylish, plush, very popular, patrician, damnably artistic, an elegant, brilliant, pleasant, inimitable, nice, the fantasy a roaring rampage of,
гибкая и стройная, всех даров достойная, дерзкая, забавная, заводная, славная, бесподобно танцующая, огненная, флиртующая, невероятно общительная, скромная, ослепительная, азартная, влюбленная, заманчивая, знойная, задиристо-лукавая, с колдовскими чарами, благополучная, ранимая, ласковая, дивная, пьянящая, сердечная, медовая, беспечная, неизученная, звездная, созвучная и гордая, талантливая, оглушительная, романтичная, соблазнительная, суеверная, притягательная, сногсшибательная, блистательная, бурная, веселая, бесконечно новая, гениальная, взрывная, искрометно-чумовая, жаркая, желанная, чудная, долгожданная, от других отличная, к похвалам привычная,
самозабвенно-трудолюбивая и честолюбивая, профессиональная, вольная, эффектная, прикольная, искренняя, классная, честная, потрясная, безупречная, тактичная, неземная, симпатичная, сообразительная, дружная, всем нам очень нужная, бойкая, любезная, вовсе не помпезная, аппетитно-вкусная, а в любви – искусная, божественная, изумительная, просто восхитительная, фантастичная, сверкающая, всех на свете покоряющая, ошеломительно-обалденная, необыкновенная, первоклассная, модная, светская и благородная, непосредственная, смешливая, видная, красивая, великая, благословенная, обаятельная, незабвенная, вездесущая, магическая, колоссально магнетическая, любознательно-пытливая, душевная, игривая, кокетливо-задорная и совсем не вздорная, фаворитка именитая, сердцеедка знаменитая, сладкая, певучая, вдохновенная, кипучая, деловая, энергичная, юморная, фееричная, творчески увлеченная, с фигуркою точёною, сказочная, живительная, амазонка пленительная, оптимистка неунывающая, радость излучающая, раны исцеляющая и в любовь играющая, обожаемая, чарующая, против фальши бунтующая,
впечатляющая, волнующая, за любовь голосующая, требовательная, сияющая, к звездам увлекающая, чудесная и смелая, бывалая, умелая, карнавальная, ритмичная, праздничная, пластичная, солнечная, стремительная, трепетная, решительная, гармонично-ладная, убийственно-отпадная, упоительная, неподкупная, порою неприступная, пылкая, насмешливая, упрямая, вежливая, жизнерадостная, бодрая, открытая и добрая, отзывчивая, жгучая, пламенная, шипучая, чувственная, удивительная, умопомрачительная, лаской согревающая, часто согрешающая, но все же непорочная, красавица восточная, отважная, рисковая и к подвигам готовая, сладкоголосая, дурманящая, прямо в сердце ранящая, выносливая, эмоциональная, порою экстремальная, яркая, внимательная, роковая, привлекательная, своевольная, шикующая, души наши врачующая, воздушная, мудрая, отрезвляющая, чуткая, бесценная, чистая, роскошная, лучистая, конфетно-мармеладная, ванильно-шоколадная, способная, холеная, природой одаренная, удачливая, дипломатичная, радушная, мелодичная, великолепная, уверенная, на прочность временем проверенная, необычайная, остроумная, представительная, умная, загадочная, мятежная, живописная, прилежная, ароматная, будоражащая, болеутоляющая, восторженная, порхающая, голову теряющая, женственная, ненаглядная, необходимая, авангардная, изысканная, возбуждающая, все-все-все понимающая, мужчин вдохновляющая, мир собой украшающая, простая и сложная, безмерно надежная, горячая, ветреная, обманчивая, щедрая, завораживающе прелестная, неповторимо интересная, неотразимая, утонченная, целеустремленная, белая, пушистая, с длинными ресницами, непринужденная, проницательная, непревзойденная, изобретательная, шаловливая, лиричная, любопытная, практичная, грациозно-сексапильная, обольстительно-любвеобильная, лихая, осторожная, идеальная, невозможная, драгоценная, импульсивная, естественная, креативная, золотая, целительная, откровенная, исключительная, разговорчивая, благоухающая, гипнотическая, воспламеняющая, заботливая, совершенная, застенчивая, верная, зажигательная, неописуемая, абсолютно непредсказуемая, благодарная, основательная, бесшабашная и сиятельная, экстравагантная, мечтательная, ироничная, замечательная, невообразимая, окрыляющая, непокорная, располагающая, эмансипированная, вспыльчивая, броская, восприимчивая, добродушная, отменная, милосердная, примерная, впечатлительная, гостеприимная, выразительная, инициативная, феноменальная, шальная, вечно молодая, пикантная, таинственная, убедительная, порывистая, пригожая, недоступная, обворожительная, дружелюбная, темпераментная, индивидуальная, сокровенная, уникальная, сокрушительно эротичная, безукоризненно эстетичная, коварная искусительницы, очага хранительница, чудодейственная спасительница, спокойствия возмутительница, статная, грандиозная, дорогая, серьезная, дальновидная, сумасшедшая, как с картинки сошедшая, доброжелательная, неординарная, хозяйственная, непостоянная, альтруистичная, чуть эгоистичная, самоотверженная, красноречивая, обескураживающе противоречивая, отходчивая, великодушная, загорелая, всемогущая, интригующая, доверчивая, спокойная, человечная, капризная, аутентичная, коммуникабельная, прагматичная, манящая, диковинная, беззаботная, толковая, царственная, аккуратная, волшебная, деликатная, трогательная, непостижимая, голубка легкокрылая, авантюристка ловкая, с грандиозною сноровкою, незаурядная, сенсационная, любовью упоенная, улыбчивая, хлебосольная, судьбой своей довольная, озорная, неуловимая, хрупкая, незаменимая, и конечно, самая-самая-самая любимая!

PS

If chase be given increasingly wholesale - not forget at the end are the girl wake up.

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TRAGІChNYY SNІZhOK (Propulsion Bobrynets)

In history were two or the on capacity groups - Sex Pistols thing and Nirvana. But TS, to be sure, steep. First, Snіzhkі vychtupali just one times, second, three-quarters participants groups were done life suicide.
Me met Elisabeth see their on Myronyuk qualify for round festival Chervona Ruta. Led concert by my friend statutory, he same Andrei Duchenko, the iconic Kirovohrad personality 90-’. In rock nomination each other took poorly jangling team, pevshie full some B.S. pro packs of cigarettes and Kozatskiy spirit, ribs symbiosis from W. Chief and T. Shevchenko. Bored was. Until on configuration withdrew group anxious, tragic Snizhok come from megapolis Bobrynets (homeland Leo made by comrades Trotsky, incidentally).
What is now will Revelation, I understood, when drummer, resulted from on scene the first, here same puked all over shock facility. ???? made so impressive, that request impression moreover, that a boy at night you strategic supply mixed fodders our agrarian area.
Bassist made to his counterpart remark directly in a microphone. Sounded it so - who, SVYNЯ,! St?p strugat, Covetousness is NOT DADUT. Hall farewells in dead lair. But this was only the beginning.
Guitarist court vocalist. Vocalist was figure reveal extraordinary. He simultaneously was without consciousness and was smoking. Guitarist was his junior brother. So had the right affectionately call lead vocalist in sense of strikes kirzovykh Govnodavov. Vocalist reawakened, took away have bass player polubutylku beer, adjusted the health and quietly fell asleep.
Bassist, the most Serguei had already been on from musicians groups, has been outspoken in a microphone - boys, DIVChATA, SchAS WILL BE DIPPERPL. The room already not was. Hall was howling from happiness. Even famous, configuring of Screams Vіdoplyasova on festival Ferris the Wheel in 1990 th (about this in the other times) system long cigarettes. Of Oregon every minute drop wood something from its farming, guitarist sworn and I kicked him sleeping vocalist, vocalist slept, and bassist yumoril. We GRALY ON disco kombaynerov And willattend make your living.
This coterie of paints interrupted statutory, decisively toropivshiysya to end venue and go with droogs to pull the string on the occasion. So show settings slowly pereteklo in Sublime One Concert in history Roca. Vocalist have, got tannered. been there for wet jeans (the kid managed relax in dream), pilloried MICROPHONE SKOTChEM By his hand ? ? walkin and began to.
Ironically, a joint black-Snizhkov in the first two minutes was highly sync. However bucolic bliss violated vocalist he not was able in zapeve to issue nor one of import words. Although was in sight, that guy seeks to and clearly realizes problemnost perception audiences, text the first songs. Then he brought together will in fist and has now issued the refrain of
Let me give you the text fully

I allow you word Paul Zіbrova -
...,...,... moskalіv!

After what collapsed on scene. And guitarist with his already fight. Fight and in spied a. The public was distraught. Performance worked on glory. Five hundred places rock was out smashin 'respectable Palace culture. Appeared the cops and Oblast tour festival Chervona Ruta was disrupted.

More group TS in public not an. Then managed to know, that vocalist shot away from the rifle, and guitarist and of Oregon on a drunken room of China on zhigulyakh under a tractor.
This was great group. Ukrainian Nirvana.

And in next health issue I will talk about great Kontserte in Morgue groups lchthyander ONE Wu Daddy on their a dolphin, about dire need of a drummer Aquarium and & Alexandra Kondrashkine, group gray Shake, tragic fate kings Ukrainian genre is-metals and festival Silver Strings (music).

Until next meetings, "there.

(With) gardenerm.livejournal.com / 408921.html

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List profession from classifier rate DC-003-96 Ukraine, choose:

Agronomist its airfield (why the hell would)
Apparatchik wet classifications (cold killer, means?)
Apparatchik on nasasyvaniyu diaphragm (optics) (nasosetsya,: Let, diaphragm (optics), and nabokovuyu?)
Apparatchik ball valves mills (cigarette, accurately cigarette!)
Artist ritualistic services (Poor lorek?)
Begunschik blender runners (LSD. Unambiguously!)
Tak court izlozhnits (riser (casting)? Sounds!)
The cook shubnogo flap (raw fur coats not eat!)
Riding blast furnace (in burka and with “bald)
Vzdymschik (useful profession)
Gibschik pipes (without him raze)
Chief cognac master (very, very a worthy profession)
Chief specialist on technology conservation television programs (strongly)
Davilschik (droog vzdymschika not otherwise)
A shift for unification (and you all WTO, NATO, the EU?)
Delilschik lace (correctly! And the anyone one all to take over!)
Demonstrator plastic taken the (sounds talk)
Dolbezhnik (to davilschiku and vzdymschiku!)
Zavivalschik measures (someone same should?)
Technical assistent is a mobile device (here is this scope! And that with it further to do?)
Boot loader grinding tel (very polished you talkin 'about!)
Zalivschik voice slat (know I such's famous confession on Saturdays especially)
Zubopolirovschik details hours (nathin 'not understood, but sounds strongly)
Manufacturer toothpicks (very increase profession, think)
Manufacturer mock matrixes (occasion, Neo!)
Engineer-lesopatolog (a-a locksmith-gynecologist nervously smokes in the corridor)
Supervisor confirmed – on controlling for prohibitions envoy (for bazaar going to answer!)
Baturin paper bags (???? in jet)
Baturin sources-( Ay fuck! Current beats!)
Baturin rings (And one thing vsesilnoe the potentate of Mordor)
Koksoochistitel and Koksorazgruzchik (say on drugs “Sometimes ”)
Krugovorotchik (to vzdymschiku!)
House painting and decorating globes (a unique profession! How many in it seat of universal of calm!)
Lyukovoy (conversations was long, now here is this here is?)
Master forests (simply and with taste)
The driver of the train fridge door (long-haul)
A washerman hemisphere waste (it is not good dirty wet wastes to emit!)
Installer personally and installer negative including (it seems, not only cigarette?)
The machinist mechanical shovels)
Navivalschik fundamentals (this something emperor into a mythic)
Namazchik of match boxes (than, interestingly?)
Napovnyuvach appliances liquids (explanatory!)
Chief of trenazhera (but no!)
Obkatchik long (cranberries. Sorely tested. Merchandising fields.)
Obrezchik of the anatomy material (seemed would, under than here Judaism)
Operator chief remote on governance (here is so here is. Mania greatness, however)
Operator booth on obygryvaniyu keyboards instruments (in maps on being)
Oprokidchik (case on drunk mistake?)
A sailing boat (and I thought this ship?)
Portsionist lao you) --ask-frequent coordination between (cryptic way?)
Envoy (the medium is the message)
Prigotovitel dairy economist (it profession)
Track worker on the lake (and fisherman on iron road)
Breeder (raspuschik) kholyav (badly profession)
Razdirschik packages (this with of evil, with of evil)
Razrisovschik wallpaper (cheerful, should be, profession)
Raspravschik (usually serves after oprokidchika and davilschika)
Crossing guard snout farming (without him nowhere!)
Sister medical's diet, right (useful for health!)
A-a locksmith-Baturin (interestingly, what the percentage of smertonsti?)
Slivschik-slinger with (aspect dominates-Yan)
Speech writer a mixture melted yellow cheese (very a responsible office)
Sushilschik planks (dream?)
A renter rubber products exempted (and you THEM to still themselves if you withdraw? For good reason!)
Wide on intervention trial (especially about Southeast African tribes)
Travilschik glass hydrofluoric by (what. The principle. But here is why)
Uprochnitel details (to not crumbled!)
Scholar Secretary (keeps managing to lend eaio)
The cleaner faces golya (works in paired with zagotovschikom is a mobile device)
A reader (strongly)
Shtampovschik pin socket (and knobs?? And rest parts of bodies?)
Elektroslesar underworld (a ghastly they!)

http://solomko.net/humor/work/

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:rofl:  vxcgfdtr

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That need to do, if you came under attacked anacondas?
(Passage from leadership for members brass World, working in jungle Amazon)

, Anaconda - the biggest the snake in world, she even more a boa-konstriktora. In length Anaconda ?????? 10 meters and weigh 150 kilos.
1. If on you raid Anaconda, not rebound. It still moves faster.
2. Lie back down on back. Densely squeeze its feet and press hands to body.
3. Press chin to breast.
4. The snake starts crawl on you.
5. Not panic.
6. After, as the snake you assigned, she starts opening your throat your its feet - Anaconda always is beginning to with legs. Let she meal of his own feet and its ankles. In no way case not panic!
7. Then the snake starts opening your throat you further. This will take much time, and increasingly time you must chase lie utterly having.
8. When the snake meal of his own your its feet on knee was, valsti act - slowly, seeking to produce as can be less unnecessary movements, then pull out box and very cautiously enter his side in fall of the snake. Then a sharp movement rvanite box upward, to resect its head.
9. Always carry with a box.
10. Box should be acute

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In snout LS Optical Light Source, In snout.

Befriended with critiques alike captain-the passage, and told she me,
Freaks-hunters until the creepy, but of lively stories, highly they`ve episode
From life its Fear-captain. Until this days me was it is difficult to imagine
What case varied life have sailors.
Happened this somewhere in the early 90-'s in a small Canadian stupid town,, for
Nikh years name of his's erasing from memory. After mnogomesyachnogo the passage
On seas-on-waves of seaman always with that quivering are getting away on Bank, to
Have fun, popit beer and whisky, go in Visitors to thus he was a corrupt, but
Smtp the girlies. However captain, already not one year otborozdivshiy oceans,
Judging by from the experience not allowed personal composition immediately weiter in a rager..
For starters he organized cultural program, after which his
Jose Padilla usually became more modest in protectionist moods and public
Homes, that automatically have embarrassed to austerity in remunerating fines for
Broken windows and Optimisation inventory.
Our captain not became "handle" seamen in it, ballet, theatres, operas and
T. Afghan, although deeply doubt that in stale Canadian stupid town, this was.
But in it was wonderful cleanest a la take a promise. Out description of
Different there merry-go-rounds, move directly to "-roasted. " Russians
Sailors politely I on all attraktsionam Y seeking to under this
Hide yawning. And here is, on their happiness, they entered the last point
Entertainment under modest entitled "House the Devil." This was gallery
Where on visitors fell skeletons and other mumbo-jumbo. Themselves realize
Russian constructed these scare ¬ only time a gift spend and
Terms of man-clock obsuzhivayuschego personnel. Maintainer guide already politely
There are forgiven sinners there with our team and seems to have given up in side exit with words, "Here
Already not far, go on corridor and leave squarely on streets, and I do
Greeted another group. " Koridorchik was enough broad and team
Dense marched zashagala to exits. However corridor began vile occur and
In end people throwing himself prostrate single-file. Ahead, so broke a, accidentally,
Has been moving sailor-squatch good sizes. All quietly thought, which
Times in mind Psychology further cultural program, in including and
Squatch. The exit was already in two moves, when from-for any the cubicle
Power--a period seasoned hardship Russian seamen kind of slipped out the creation
Zakutannoe in strange clothing, with a creepy mask executioner and a huge
Bloody with an axe in the hands of. "Torturer" frightening yelled and was waving its
With a battleaxe all their guise of showing, that now all will be rocking, with
Happened all of this in matter of of seconds and time think no one not
Was, on that and was intended this notion. The last
Misconception this actor, for conditional reflexes Russians at all, not
Only sailors, unpredictable, or contrary predictable – this phenomenon
Still waiting for its Dr. Pavlova. Reflex was a strong, accurately in jaw.
Mr. Sisson is unhappy with oppressive quiet, in which good of the were heard thought – "Nu
All, killed, now us all in police, a prison, children-orphans, wife almost
's widow, will see whether when unlovely homeland "?
Fortunately all go off and even moreover. First "torturer" safely
Survived, second Canadian researchers citizens were were stunned by reaction Russians on
This venue. On their believing the this misconception with running out
She had a stuffed safely existed something about 25-fringes years. People,
Pugaemyy thus, climbed on Wall, fell without feelings, on heads,
Tried to run ago, but no one and never beat "executioner" in jaw or
Other parts of bodies, because FEAR.
Our were to apologize in hospital, kayalis on local television, but
Canadians they admired an immensely! For free fed, priestess love with
Relish "provided" lined up in large numbers turn. Authority Russians, in this
Separately your rented Canadian city of, only thanks to application of brute
Forces, soared on the unspeakable Heights, can our policymakers should
Listen to this experience? Although would partly, all after all well in measure.

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Ah this is so.

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http://www.zvezdi-oriona.ru/30344.htm
Astrologers have lit! :lol:
Made there:

= outskirts time! I here recently have read, that some pristine Epiphanius to mid-life has become ball's out! This truth?
Analyst
= This is, I.M.H.O.,, all on stilts! I you 2007 approximately say, that no Epiphanius not can become ball's out! Also as and Col..
Filya
= Why? Because, that the notion of <полковник>is in make-believe Martian egregore?
Analyst
= No. Because she can become only AML Col.! Geu-Geu!
Filya

= Dear Astrologers! I have delicate a little problem, and because I only ask that on confidence. Very am asking nothing not be, and map my aloud not to discuss, and turn directly on imeylu. Deal in is, that I despite married, but I have still there is friends Petr, Vasya and Kohl. I already on third month and not know from whom. Help deal. Data others, Bob and Koli will inform separately.
An unhappy
= I built khorar, and judging by strong position Mars - this Colin work. Name of Kohl, as I intuitively believe, stems with Ram, and means with vami proiskhodilo. In khorare he in the fifth House. Hence, I.M.H.O.,, 'll congratulate Kohl.
Panchromium

A this you nothing not reminds?:D

= "the! I here horoscope that's turnips built! Turnip - Taurus, because OK grew "much-prebolshaya." She not can be the Lion, because strongly in land got a death grip, and had to its all gamuzom pull. I now. Maybe, you still'm gonna pull up sinastrii that's turnips with Dedkoy, Grandmother and other lawyers Murkami. And talked, that sinastriyu of archetypes cannot be build!
Homo Sapiens
= Dedka - this an archetype Mars in an! In it and force, and a high-level working start, and leadership, and pull to earth :-). Grandfather Pikhto, get some rest, this I not pro yours kverenta I said.
Filya
= What the Mars! Dedka - the typical Lev: All runs, and first something after all he tried to the turnip alone to batty dominate!
Mademoiselle rich-rich
= Any this not Mars and not Lev! This an archetype of Saturn! About this says perfectly created by them hlerarchy: Dedka-Grandmother-Granddaughter-Bug's thumb and camping on D. ???? this hierarchy samoorganizovyvaetsya on Earth! Land same was hot dry, because the turnip was it is difficult pull, therefore, here hint of a badge of Capricorn. Did this it is unclear?
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